slightly sarcastic technology opinions


Missing the Point: Apple Pencil is not the stylus Steve Jobs hated

Name-Guessing Guessing Game: The 2018 iPhones

Flattery by Design: The economics of ripping Apple off

Perspective Problems: A wacky comparison to the iPhone X

Missing the Point: A Preemptive Refutation of Complaints About Apple Pencil on iPhone

Dimensions: Where iPad design could go next

One in a Trillion: Low market share will sink Apple because... reasons

Logic Matters: Unless you're criticizing Apple

New Analysis Tip: Everything is bad for Apple

It Lives: No, the laptop is not dead

Hello Again and Goodbye Again: Pretending Apple's neglected macOS

Hello and Goodbye: Faking the death of the Mac

Shifting the Blame: Giving Apple responsibility for the industry's choices

Marvelous Misunderstanding: Ignoring the truth about the iPhone X Plus